So we had to fill out a worksheet in Biology where we create our own creature, and show how it gets separated from its’ population. Guess what I thought of.
“Smauglock is Sherlock Holmes and Smaug mushed together. He can breath fire, eat anything, breathe underwater, and has no genitals.”
Yes. My biology teacher now knows that Smauglock has no genitals.
“Smauglock is burning down the forest he lives in because he was BORED. He and his slaves are separated from his OTHER servants.”
Long story short, this was hilarious to do. So I thought you should see it. :)