There needs to be a superhero condom advert.

thenewavengers:

WOULD IRON MAN GO INTO BATTLE WITHOUT HIS SUIT?

WOULD CAPTAIN AMERICA GO INTO BATTLE WITHOUT HIS SHIELD?

WOULD THOR GO INTO BATTLE WITHOUT HIS HAMMER?

NEXT TIME YOU HERO UP, MAKE SURE YOU USE PROTECTION.

(via jon--asparagus)

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