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Nick Fury:
We have this unstable thing called the Baccarat or whatever and you can tell it has unlimited energy because it GLOWS
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Loki:
Hey guys I'm back did you miss me
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Hawkeye:
I did a little
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Loki:
K let's see what this spear or whatever does
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Spear or whatever:
BAZAM MOTHERFUCKERS
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Loki:
Right I'll be taking your Baccarat your scientist guy and your sexiest agent
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Nick Fury:
Hey so we need to do that Avenger thing now
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Agent Coulson:
That might take a really long time
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Nick Fury:
Whatever do it in montage
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Bruce Banner:
I'm the cuddliest version of the Hulk
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Capt. Amuricur:
Check out my sweet ass
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Black Widow:
Check out my boobs they're the only one's you'll see in this movie
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Iron Man:
When I made that suit I had no idea it would eventually be a cockblock
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Hawkeye:
I'm evil rn bbl
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Thor:
I'm in Asgard atm
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Agent Coulson:
Hey Captain so I may have caressed you while you were chillin' in a chunk of ice also I designed a costume for you do you want to be friends can I take a picture with you can I touch your abs seriously just lift your shirt for a second so I can touch them
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Loki:
I don't always dress like a human to be inconspicuous but when I do I immediately attack a German official in the middle of a party
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Capt. Amuricur:
We interrupt this program to bring you AMERICA
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Iron Man:
Sup Captain
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Everyone:
GAAAAAAAAAY
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LATER, IN A PLANE
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Thor:
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhug
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Loki:
Thor technically brohug doesn't apply because we're not even related
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Thor:
You'll always be my brother, Loki-chan. Now allow me to look deep into your eyes and invade your intimate personal space with my beard
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Everyone:
GAAAAAAAAAAY
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Iron Man:
IRON GLOMP
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Thor:
You wanna go motherfucker let's break the forest
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Smokey the Bear:
But Thor only you can prevent forest fires
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Capt. Amuricur:
GUYS STAWP IT
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Loki:
Eatspopcorn.gif
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BACK AT THE FLOATING CASTLE LEGION OF DOOM
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Bruce Banner:
Sup
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Iron Man:
Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe
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Everyone:
Shit now what the fuck do we ship
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AFTER MUCH BANTER
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Capt. Amuricur:
What the fuck you're making nukes you nuke-makers
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Bruce Banner:
I am slightly ticked off
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Iron Man:
I think you should hulk out
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Capt. Amuricur:
Shut up tony or I'll invade your personal space
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Iron Man:
Not if I invade yours first
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Capt. Amuricur:
I am gonna fight you so hard later
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Iron Man:
You smell like justice
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Everyone:
GAAAAAAAAAAAY
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Hawkeye:
Still evil here
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EXPLOSIONS OCCUR
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Bruce Banner:
It's not easy being green
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Loki:
I am escaping from my cage now
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Thor:
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhug oh shit
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Iron Man:
Fixing things with science
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Capt. Amuricur:
Assisting with ab-power
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Hawkeye:
Fucking shit up with Arrows
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Agent Coulson:
Hey I'm about to be badass I hope Loki doesn't take me from behind teehee oh shit
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Loki:
I take people no other way
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Loki:
Lates Onee-san
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Nick Fury:
No Agent you can't die I don't know how to fill out paperwork
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Agent Coulson:
Tell Captain America.... I wrote.... twilight fanfiction.... about us.... shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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Nick Fury:
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Agent Coulson:
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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Nick Fury:
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Agent Coulson:
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
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Everyone:
He was a good man. He was a good agent. And The Avengers couldn't have existed without his sacrifice.
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Everyone:
Also GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
