You are sitting in your room.
There’s no one around, and your dash is dead.
Out of the corner of your eye you see it.
It’s following you, about 30 posts back.
It gets reblogged by four people you follow, and you see it’s gaining on you.
You’re looking for another fandom, but you’re all confused.
It’s almost upon you now, and you can hear that it’s echoing around.
My god, it’s echoing everywhere!
Running for my life (from ehehehehehe).
Its stuck in my head (its ehehehehehehehe).
Lurking in the shadows.
Actual Hiddles laugh ehehehehhe.
Lurking on your blog
Fangirls’ faces contort
Killing all the females.
*actual Hiddles laugh eheheheh*
Your dash is nearly dead, and you seem to have lost it,
but you’re hopelessly bored yourself,
stranded here, with an eheheh.
You scroll silently through some Reichenfeels.
Aha! in the distance, a gifset, with the Avengers cast! Hope.
You scroll nervously towards it.
But ah! your tracpad! It died scrolling through it!
Using your arrowkeys (quiet quiet),
inching to the gifset (quiet, quiet),
now you’re at the gifs,
sitting in the gifset ehehehehe.
Turning up the volume (ehehehehe),
But it doesn’t see you watching (ehehehehe),
You’re sneaking up behind it!
Muffling the giggle ehehehehe,
fighting for your sanity with ehehehehehe,
wrestling the volume control from ehehehehe,
turn off the power!
Safe at last from ehehehehe.