michaelfassbend:

i think im now a telepath

yesterday my mom went to the store, and i thought afterward while she was still there that i really wanted ramen and oreos but gave up and didnt tell her

and she comes back with ramen and oreos

and then today i asked her for new headphones

and she comes back with headphones and the avengers

i think we all know where this is going

(Source: magisterr, via roguelavender)