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samandriel:

stayburned:

omfg math jokes wHY

i quit.

10 Dec 12   +  102,880 notes
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Reblog if you don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend.

makeyourhouseamaxwellhouse:

forever-pretty-awkward:

I know half of you are lying. All of tumblr should have reblogged this, twice.

I have probably reblogged this about 9 times :c

28 Nov 12   +  1,110,229 notes
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HA
22 Oct 12   +  5,042 notes
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piercingsandolivia:

crying omg

23 Aug 12   +  210,600 notes
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One tectonic plate bumped into another and said…

“Sorry, my fault.”

18 Aug 12   +  43,131 notes
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Today I went to Subway.

letsfeelthathing:

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

HA
05 Aug 12   +  384,524 notes
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sh4ne:

paceboy:

sh4ne:

caraknightley:

nice text post where’d you get it the toilet store

Why would a toilet store sell text posts?? That doesn’t seem like a very lucrative good to sell at a toilet store…….. 

shane i’m gonna fill a pillowcase full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you with it

maybe you can buy the pillowcase and the soap at the toilet store now that they’ve expanded their merchandise offerings

01 Aug 12   +  68,352 notes
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kalelle:

31 Jul 12   +  73,186 notes
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londonphile:

This made me laugh!

HA
18 Jul 12   +  713 notes
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good-crieff:

OBNOXIOUS SNORT

HA
15 Jun 12   +  4,875 notes
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