omfg math jokes wHY
i quit.
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Reblog if you don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend.
I know half of you are lying. All of tumblr should have reblogged this, twice.
I have probably reblogged this about 9 times :c
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One tectonic plate bumped into another and said…
“Sorry, my fault.”
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Today I went to Subway.
There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”
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nice text post where’d you get it the toilet store
Why would a toilet store sell text posts?? That doesn’t seem like a very lucrative good to sell at a toilet store……..
shane i’m gonna fill a pillowcase full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you with it
maybe you can buy the pillowcase and the soap at the toilet store now that they’ve expanded their merchandise offerings
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