Anonymous asked: Yes, hello. I am here to poke holes into the Sherlock theory, where he survives the fall because he had a cat with buttered toast on its back strapped to him. This would work from a drop of 10 feet and he would be suspended there. For cats, their chances of landing on their feet drop when they fall from more than 10 feet. They risk serious injury, or if they're high enough, death. I can not speak for the toast.

it was a joke post

i don’t think it was meant to be taken this seriously

liaarrr asked: Since you're tumblr famous, are you giving out cars or what's the deal with that

dude I could barely afford to send out eight buttons do you honestly think I would give away cars

apocalypse-soul:

franksroofing:

ive never been in love but i imagine its similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food

No, it’s more like seeing your waiter walk by with someone else’s food.

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