SO I PUT UP THIS GIANT PICTURE OF NIC CAGE ON MY WINDOW A FEW DAYS AGO
I LOOKED OUT MY WINDOW TODAY
MY WORK HERE IS DONE
(via pannaholmes)
Okay, so I saw these gifs of a dildo going around on one of those luggage belts. I then clicked on the accompanying audio file, wondering what it could possibly be.
Then something beautiful happened.
The song…it is not at all what I expected. As soon as I heard those first notes, I spit iced tea everywhere. Help me I’m dying.
(Source: space-cops, via tomhiddlesbitch)
Benedict Cumberbatch has resorted me to a mixture of Reichenfeels and desperate laughter.
we know you’re precious ben but
NOT FUNNY
Torn between crying and laughing…
Why must you mock our pain?
(Source: tietjens, via valeria2067)
tumblr.co.uk what are you doing
i haven’t seen that many empty boxes in the UK since we dumped your tea in the harbor
omfg
(via stolentypeforty)
When I was little, I used to think it was silly that they put the “external use only” label on bottles because no one would want to eat a bottle of aloe vera, but after reading fanfiction, I know who those warnings are meant for
UNTIL I READ THIS I GENUINELY STILL THOUGHT THAT THE PURPOSE OF THOSE LABELS WAS TO STOP PEOPLE EATING THE PRODUCT
(Source: thorsies, via luketritons-archive)
