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mklarimba:

mklarimba:

cosmo sex tip #793: when you’re on top, be sure to keep your rhythm constant by shouting out “1E&A 2E&A 3E&A 4E&A!”

for clarification purposes, it must be shouted in the Dr. Beat voice.

03 Sep 13   +  3,264 notes
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mozaria:

mozaria:

SO I PUT UP THIS GIANT PICTURE OF NIC CAGE ON MY WINDOW A FEW DAYS AGO

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I LOOKED OUT MY WINDOW TODAY

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MY WORK HERE IS DONE

27 Mar 13   +  32,122 notes
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waiting-for-the-spark:

This has probably already been done but…

07 Mar 13   +  176,364 notes
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ARTIST: Gary Jules
TITLE: mad world
ALBUM: trading snakeoil for wolftickets
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alwaysoverthinkingit:

space-ghouls:

Okay, so I saw these gifs of a dildo going around on one of those luggage belts. I then clicked on the accompanying audio file, wondering what it could possibly be.

Then something beautiful happened.

The song…it is not at all what I expected. As soon as I heard those first notes, I  spit iced tea everywhere. Help me I’m dying.

03 Nov 12   +  125,140 notes
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thescienceofjohnlock:

pernillo:

jawnistoleyourjumper:

holmses:

Benedict Cumberbatch has resorted me to a mixture of Reichenfeels and desperate laughter.

we know you’re precious ben but

NOT FUNNY

Torn between crying and laughing…

Why must you mock our pain?

07 Oct 12   +  21,289 notes
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lillianjessica:

fasterfood:

kanyewesticle:

tumblr.co.uk what are you doing

i haven’t seen that many empty boxes  in the UK since we dumped your tea in the harbor

omfg

03 Oct 12   +  16,944 notes
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pantskitton:

spains-a-total-uke:

When I was little, I used to think it was silly that they put the “external use only” label on bottles because no one would want to eat a bottle of aloe vera, but after reading fanfiction, I know who those warnings are meant for

UNTIL I READ THIS I GENUINELY STILL THOUGHT THAT THE PURPOSE OF THOSE LABELS WAS TO STOP PEOPLE EATING THE PRODUCT

27 Sep 12   +  104,617 notes
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