Imagine a movie like The Avengers
But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces
It was Disney Princesses
“I have an army,” Maleficent taunted.
“Yeah?” said Rapunzel, “We have Kuzco.”
YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE
“That’s my secret Mulan… I’m always off groove”
when he’s angry he turns into a giant llama
the thing in the world i most despise is when you’re trying to get ketchup out of the bottle but the little ketchup juice comes out
that’s fucking disgusting
i dont want your ketchup pre-cum
(Source: funimationentertainment, via castielsfinebutt)
because it feels good in the moment, but you’re really only screwing yourself.
congratulations on being the first person i have ever given this medal to
(Source: lzbth, via universal-cynic)