i have a feeling i’m going to have to make a shitlaod of castiel pins for youmacon

when i went to look around last year all the castiel stuff had been sold out by the second day

at almacon i ran out of cas pins by the first day and had to make more but then they were all gone by the end of the next day

michaelpalin:

i dont understand the pleasure in sexting 

like ok what if i got a text that was like ‘oh my dick is hard’ like

what would

?????

how do i respond??

‘i’m so happy for you’

(via peter-s-rogers)

it makes me so uncomfortable to see someone disrespecting a teacher

like literally going at them to the point as to where they are almost punching the teacher in the face

sometimes i don’t understand how some people can not be nice

i gosh
what do i do
i-
i should add things to the giveaway

i gosh

what do i do

i-

i should add things to the giveaway

Anonymous asked: would you ever visit a fan?

fuck yeah i would

depends on if they’re creepy or not though

i hate the sound of people swallowing things

screwsociety:

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

(via freerangeraspberrys)

i think i’m afraid to read any bruce/anyone fics because i know that if bruce tries to have sex or his heart rate gets out of control he’ll hulk out

so i went to mcdonald’s today

and i walk in, and there are these two guys in there and they look like they’re returning sandwiches

and the guy on the right, who has his pants at his knees i swear, is like “yo dawg you forgot the mayonnaise on our mc chickens we want full refunds”

  • you’re
  • returning
  • two
  • fucking
  • sandwiches
  • because they did not have mayonnaise

and the employees actually gave them a free fucking meal

and these douchebags had the audacity to order like 6 new sandwiches and four large fries because the employees said they would refund the entire order

not to mention they stared at me the entire time, which i’m not happy about either

and as far as i know you put the fucking mayonnaise on yourselves you cunts