thepacosanchezz:

my favorite show is sherlock starring bonkadonk clamberdouche and morgan freeman

(via twhiddlestoon)

aftershe:

egberts:

lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog

and occasionally show eachother funny text posts

(via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)

vevovevo:

if its not food or a cute boy i probably dont care very much about it

(via gausses)

thats-slightly-raven:

My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. GRAVEyard hahaha enjoy that cyanide milkshake you piece of shit.

(via derek-landy)

nonamake:

how can some people be in just one fandom
im all like

(via bronyshire)

egberts:

of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange

(via dervlaaarghhh)

iguanamouth:

I KEEP THINKING ABOUT DINOSAUR BONES LIKE SOME OF THEM ARE SO FUCKING BIG YOU KNOW PEOPLE USED TO DIG THOSE UP AND THINK THEY WERE FROM DRAGONS  THE LARGEST SKULL EVER FOUND WAS OVER 8 GODDAMN FEET LONG FROM A TOROSAURUS THATS FUCKING INSANE IM SO PUMPED ABOUT THIS I LOV E DINOSAURS LETS GO BURN DOWN THE POST OFFICE

(via nowaitwhat)

blessthebutt:

my favorite flavor of cake is more

(Source: asscop, via holmeslazarus)