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Anonymous asked:

You can't make a cosplay a few days before a convention!!!

wessasaurus-rex answered:

Not when I shift to  

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MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!!!!!!!

24 Apr 14   +  15,944 notes
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stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

22 Apr 14   +  60,281 notes
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Anonymous asked:

my wife and kids left me

blendedofficial answered:

Great Question!

BLENDED is the perfect film for the whole family! It hits theaters nationwide May 23!

22 Apr 14   +  1,960 notes
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dogapult:

today papa john’s called my starbucks and they were like “are u guys interested in a trade” and five frappuccinos later they gave us two large pizzas and a large order of cheesy bread

03 Apr 14   +  97,820 notes
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ligerscout:

ligerscout:

Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it

I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

02 Apr 14   +  190,597 notes
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bansheegrahamtao:

but the invitation said there’d be cake

31 Mar 14   +  7,863 notes
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turian-chocolate:

Snarky cannibal

29 Mar 14   +  6,686 notes
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today’S SHIRTPUNCH SHIRTS THOUGH

28 Mar 14   +  18 notes
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scarlettsiren:

complinotion:

lifewithoutwarnings:

(x)

actual intro for the show

WHAT IS THIS MASTERPIECE?

Perfection

28 Mar 14   +  20,925 notes
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wajtargaryen:

If you’re going to commit cannibalism, I’d rather you do it in the house.

this is officially my favourite fandom on tumblr

27 Mar 14   +  139,034 notes
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