shnks:

cedricdigory:

conorgaynard:

theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane

this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com

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(Source: beyonces, via duckyjr)

nintooner:

in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and

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I’m sorry

(via lightningrodofhate)

thats-slightly-raven:

thats-slightly-raven:

My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up.

I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what ‘tumblrering’ is but he doesn’t want to be involved in my lonely shenanigans.

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undeaditalianclowns:

do you ever just feel bad for some of the hot topic models i mean

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just

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you poor misrable things

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blaineys:

caffeinatedqueer:

consultingt-rex:

braangster:

what if i did my homework in Circular Gallifreyan

what if i did my homework

what if i did a Gallifreyan

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(via tom---hiddleston)

pizza:

isis-:

casinmyassbutt:

ask-lemon-tarts:

Ever have pizza so good you just

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Do we just wait for tumblr user pizza to show up now? 

im honestly surprised she hasnt already

i have arrived

(via velvetcat09)

davestriderroxylalonde:

So theres this really sweet girl who sits next to me in my history class and she helps me out with my work sometimes and stuff and shes really soft spoken and kind and today i walked into class and saw her working on this really intricate design in her notebook and i was all “oh what are you working on?” And looked over at it and iT WAS REALLY DETAILED CALIGRAPHY OF “SUCK MY DICK”

(Source: kingofderse, via slartibartfasts)

Tags: omg

Tags: omg

muggleland:

the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings

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(via livijane)