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my sociopaths have the box design is on page four on redbubble’s top selling tab holy shit

wat
12 Mar 13   +  50 notes
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graystripe:

graystripe:

my brother just tried to twerk but he farted by accident and now hes crying 

he said hes “disgraced the whole family”

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wohtevah:

crockercorp:

it’s dark. you hear a noise from somewhere in your house so you go to investigate. you cautiously open a closed door and turn on the light. inside, you see him. zac efron. he is putting plastic heads in every game box you own. “you gotta get your head in the game” he whispers, staring intently at your own head with a frightening look in his eyes.

i am 672% dONE WITH THIS WEBSITE

15 Oct 12   +  127,457 notes
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captainqkid:

thewordasylum:

francieum:

squidstrings:

Why is it unacceptable to be gay but it is acceptable to be Mitt Romney I just don’t understand

Uh, you’re wrong. Abraham Lincoln was born February 12, 1809.

dafaq

you okay francieum?

wat
23 Sep 12   +  44,381 notes
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I put Beatrice the Bubble-wrap Bastard on the hoover last night and Doris just stared it out until I took it away again.

wat
12 Aug 12   +  6,439 notes
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handgrenade2:

So it turns out that just sticking a can of spaghetti on the stove to heat it up  does not work the same way as doing it over a campfire.

It rose, in cylinder form, and then when I shut the heat off, it sunk back down.

Who let me be an adult

09 Aug 12   +  44,907 notes
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hiddles-hoe:

loki-for-ruler:

cas-get-outta-my-ass:

A SHORT ANSWER FROM TOM HIDDLESTON OMG NO SHAKESPEARE REFERENCES NO BIG WORDS NO APOLOGIES FOR TOO MUCH EXPLANATION IS THIS THE APOCALYPSE ?!?!?!?!

THIS IS RARER THAN FINDING A FUCKING UNICORN… AS WELL AS A PICTURE OF HIM WITH HIS LEGS CLOSED. 

IS HE BROKEN WHAT. WHAT HAS HAPPENED

04 Aug 12   +  11,528 notes
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looking up ‘ear hats’ on tumblr Tags

little-town:

what i wanted

what i found

i-wat
01 Aug 12   +  161,751 notes
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singalongalways:

most-awkward-moments:

seeaann:

acid-stardust:

seeaann:

Let’s all just take a moment here to appreciate our eyebrows ~

Omg. I will never pluck my eyebrows again. Haha appreciate your eyebrows people!

Oh, and we can’t forget about Drake ;)

30 Jul 12   +  33,295 notes
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